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Jul 26 '14

New Toys

I am a couple of weeks late on this, but better late than never, yes?
So, these three lovely toys are what I ordered. As I mentioned the small one on the right is tiny. It’s fun for warmups, and I like that it’s slim and I don’t have to work up to it, but I think I want something that is slim, but longer. This on is six inches, so I am thinking move up to something…8? 10? 12? Something I can get a nice fuck out of when I am feeling impatient. :)
The middle one is okay. It’s a bit floppy for what it is. Its suction cup works okay, but because of the bulbs it also bends away and then falls pretty easy. It might be fun as a plug, but I haven’t tried it yet.
I am fine with both of these being somewhat failed experiments, I’ve got to learn this stuff somehow, right?
Also both the pink ones have some sort of anti-bacterial material built in that has a very particular smell (and taste) which isn’t unpleasant necessarily, but…a bit strange. The only reason I bring it up is that I thought the small one might be a nice way to practice sucking cock, but the taste was just too much.
The black one is a winner though. The suction cup is very strong; the first couple of bulbs are easy to take even when I’m not warmed up, and it graduates up very nicely. I love it, it’s easily my new favorite toy. I still haven’t been able to take all of the last bulb, but I’ll get there. :)

Jul 26 '14

AFF

Aaaaaaannnnnd AFF didn’t work out. Surprise surprise.
There was some promising chatting, a lot of no responses.
There was a couple who wanted face shots. Once I delivered, they decided I wasn’t what they wanted.
Finally there was a guy that wanted to meet. He was cute and had a good looking cock. He cancelled our date last minute. We rescheduled, but never set a place. That was supposed to be last night. I haden’t heard from him in three days. Oh well.
Goodbye AFF account.

Tags: sex blog AFF
Jul 22 '14

Sore

My ass is sore this morning. But it is absolutely worth the lovely fucking I got last night.

Jun 23 '14

Delivery

So the first toy arrived today. The little starter dildo. It’s tiny! I haven’t tried it yet, so maybe it will be a lovely warm up toy. We’ll see. Also, the lube I got is called Sex Grease. That makes me happy all over. :)

Jun 21 '14

Also….

I made a profile on AFF…let’s see how that goes.

Jun 21 '14

A Boy & His Toys - Part…something

For several months now I’ve wanted to get some toys that had a suction cup base. Partially for easier playing in the shower, but also to get a better sensation of being fucked; you know, brace your hands against the wall and push back kind of fucked.

In a lovely trading of goods, one of my friends got me a few toys. One glass plug with a handle and a couple small squishy plugs with suction cups.

Earlier this week I took one of the two plugs for a test run in the shower. It’s pretty short, maybe only four inches. The head is just about the perfect size for me right now; maybe 1.25 thick?
In fact I am wearing it as I type. :)

I had a little trouble with the suction cup coming off the wall of the shower, which I’ll get to in a sec. I really liked the feeling of being stretched as I pulled myself off the plug. Also being able to hold myself in place at the biggest point without having to also hold the toy. The feeling of fucking myself with it was great!

However there was two problems. 1) The plug wouldn’t hold it suction. I think this is because it dried out? Not really sure, but I will keep trying. 2) I really want it to be longer. I want more toy to fuck myself with. :)
So, to remedy this I have some toys coming to me in the mail:
http://www.docjohnson.com/crystal-jellies-analstarter-6-purple.html
&
http://www.docjohnson.com/crystal-jellies-anal-delight.html
&
http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=29780.

So wish me luck and I’ll report back. :)

Jun 21 '14
contexxxt:

At first Michael wasn’t sure about what they were proposing.  He had always wanted Kate, and had told himself that he would be willing to do anything to have her.  After a few hours of thinking it over, and then some slow flirting, they had worked up to this point.  
Michael never imagined he would actually be cumming in her mouth, ever.  He certainly never expected it to happen like this, or that he would cum that hard and that much.

contexxxt:

At first Michael wasn’t sure about what they were proposing.  He had always wanted Kate, and had told himself that he would be willing to do anything to have her.  After a few hours of thinking it over, and then some slow flirting, they had worked up to this point.  

Michael never imagined he would actually be cumming in her mouth, ever.  He certainly never expected it to happen like this, or that he would cum that hard and that much.

(Source: bigaycuck)

Jun 21 '14
vonmurr:

Nettie R Harris by Jef von Berg

vonmurr:

Nettie R Harris by Jef von Berg

Jun 20 '14

Sex Blogging?

Wanting to write more and keep up with this tumblr a bit more, I am going to try some sex blogging. Let’s see how it goes.

May 27 '14
buttsmithy:

Felt like finishing this one up today. I’ll start a new one tomorrow. 

buttsmithy:

Felt like finishing this one up today. I’ll start a new one tomorrow. 

May 13 '14
paradigm9:

sex

Too mezmerizing not to reblog.

paradigm9:

sex

Too mezmerizing not to reblog.

(Source: silverpeaks)

May 10 '14

Saturday Afternoon

Warmed myself up a bit and then slipped in my big plug. It hurt a bit, but it’s the easiest it’s ever gone in.
Now my asshole is tender and throbbing around it as I sit downstairs and wait for her to get home…

May 10 '14
nakeddoors:

Gareth and I were in a semi-public place when he unzipped to show me his latest jewelry without warning.
We were joking about how some rock stars and celebs must put salamis in their jeans to affect a bulge for photo shoots.
He said quietly, “I like to use a cock ring when I want to be noticed.”
I smiled half-jokingly and said, “I wondered.”
"I’m serious. See?"
Yes, we had already talked a few times about testing out those hidden bi urges with our girls in an all-out foursome. And knowing from the carnal baring of secrets that he and I were on the same page about how it might go, made this moment as comfortable as seeing your buddy’s cock for the first time could possibly be.
This was nearly in mix of passers-by, so part of me had an urge to say, “Zip the fuck up. You’ll get arrested.”
But the sight of his half-erect beautiful cock with that gold ring glistening at its base was too damned tempting and I just kept staring.
I was almost afraid to ask. “Was that for me?”
He nodded that it was.
"Fuck. It’s….ummmm…"
"I thought you’d like it."
I unconsciously licked my lips and surprised myself in the doing. “Well, I’m not blowing you on the street corner.” We both laughed, and he began to zip up.
I’m not sure what came over me, but I stopped his movement and grabbed his thickness. Part of me wanted to kiss him. This was so not me, or not the person I usually had been. This was new. And I rather liked it all of a sudden. I liked it more and more with every nervous, shameless moment that passed.
I tugged him by the cock into a nearby parking structure and to an out of the way corner where no security cams could be focused.
"Ring need polishing?" I asked.
He moaned. I’d had no idea how much he’d wanted to do this with me. I thought to myself, ‘Well, just cuz the girls aren’t here… why wait? We can take pics for them, vids..’, and the thoughts vanished as did any sense of my prior propriety.
Before I knew it, he was full-on hard and dripping into my palm, and he’d unleashed my cock for his hands to study and ramp up. In no time, we dared the first kisses, slow and easy, then hot and deep, and that set fire to the pumping fists on the growing cock flesh.
We stopped to see what our surroundings would allow. It was clear we both wanted cocks in mouths. I moved first, and as I descended, I whispered to Gareth that he’ll owe me one, and to keep his phone handy. “The girls will want to see this.”
By some miracle, we both managed to devour and sate each other’s cock lust, sucking and stroking one another to muffled orgasms in a very public, albeit shaded corner of the garage, both swallowing what we’d never dared even taste before from another male. And in the mix, I made sure we had at least one final photo of Gareth and I trading my cum from his mouth in dirty kisses.
Best of all, we escaped without anyone’s notice, though the public display of man to man filth did add to the lewd heat between us.
There was a little of the telltale seed gloss on both sets of scruffy-faced lips as we wandered out of the structure and into a coffee shop to see if we could make sense of what we had just dared on a dirty whim.
We turned our attention to the pics, which were incredibly hot, a bit blurry here and there and just dark enough to not be sure who was in them. We plotted our reveal to our respective mates, and as we headed back to our cars in the lot, I couldn’t help but cup a firm hand on Gareth’s tight butt.
He turned to me as I raised an eyebrow and whispered “Yeah, I could fuck that.”
He looked about swiftly, then surprised me with another very public kiss, after which he quietly said, “We can fight over who fucks whose ass first.”
I smiled, thinking that that was the perfect response.
"The girls might have a say on the order of things", he added.
I laughed. “Are you fucking kidding me.  First they have to get over us doing this without them, though I know Meg will cream herself imagining this. Then, they’ll take bets on who pins who down first.”
This time, without even an outward lookabout, I pushed Gareth to his car, kissed him hard and took the reins, “I am dying to fuck your ass. And I get first dibs, since I sucked you off first. You tell Laurie that Meg and I are coming over tomorrow night for fucking sleepover playtime. And your ass is mine for all to see.”
I squeezed his ringed cock through his denims and heard him say in a startled gasp, “Mmmm, fuck. Okay.”
Once again, I thought, ‘Perfect response.”
(Photo credit: http://pfdredux.tumblr.com)

nakeddoors:

Gareth and I were in a semi-public place when he unzipped to show me his latest jewelry without warning.

We were joking about how some rock stars and celebs must put salamis in their jeans to affect a bulge for photo shoots.

He said quietly, “I like to use a cock ring when I want to be noticed.”

I smiled half-jokingly and said, “I wondered.”

"I’m serious. See?"

Yes, we had already talked a few times about testing out those hidden bi urges with our girls in an all-out foursome. And knowing from the carnal baring of secrets that he and I were on the same page about how it might go, made this moment as comfortable as seeing your buddy’s cock for the first time could possibly be.

This was nearly in mix of passers-by, so part of me had an urge to say, “Zip the fuck up. You’ll get arrested.”

But the sight of his half-erect beautiful cock with that gold ring glistening at its base was too damned tempting and I just kept staring.

I was almost afraid to ask. “Was that for me?”

He nodded that it was.

"Fuck. It’s….ummmm…"

"I thought you’d like it."

I unconsciously licked my lips and surprised myself in the doing. “Well, I’m not blowing you on the street corner.” We both laughed, and he began to zip up.

I’m not sure what came over me, but I stopped his movement and grabbed his thickness. Part of me wanted to kiss him. This was so not me, or not the person I usually had been. This was new. And I rather liked it all of a sudden. I liked it more and more with every nervous, shameless moment that passed.

I tugged him by the cock into a nearby parking structure and to an out of the way corner where no security cams could be focused.

"Ring need polishing?" I asked.

He moaned. I’d had no idea how much he’d wanted to do this with me. I thought to myself, ‘Well, just cuz the girls aren’t here… why wait? We can take pics for them, vids..’, and the thoughts vanished as did any sense of my prior propriety.

Before I knew it, he was full-on hard and dripping into my palm, and he’d unleashed my cock for his hands to study and ramp up. In no time, we dared the first kisses, slow and easy, then hot and deep, and that set fire to the pumping fists on the growing cock flesh.

We stopped to see what our surroundings would allow. It was clear we both wanted cocks in mouths. I moved first, and as I descended, I whispered to Gareth that he’ll owe me one, and to keep his phone handy. “The girls will want to see this.”

By some miracle, we both managed to devour and sate each other’s cock lust, sucking and stroking one another to muffled orgasms in a very public, albeit shaded corner of the garage, both swallowing what we’d never dared even taste before from another male. And in the mix, I made sure we had at least one final photo of Gareth and I trading my cum from his mouth in dirty kisses.

Best of all, we escaped without anyone’s notice, though the public display of man to man filth did add to the lewd heat between us.

There was a little of the telltale seed gloss on both sets of scruffy-faced lips as we wandered out of the structure and into a coffee shop to see if we could make sense of what we had just dared on a dirty whim.

We turned our attention to the pics, which were incredibly hot, a bit blurry here and there and just dark enough to not be sure who was in them. We plotted our reveal to our respective mates, and as we headed back to our cars in the lot, I couldn’t help but cup a firm hand on Gareth’s tight butt.

He turned to me as I raised an eyebrow and whispered “Yeah, I could fuck that.”

He looked about swiftly, then surprised me with another very public kiss, after which he quietly said, “We can fight over who fucks whose ass first.”

I smiled, thinking that that was the perfect response.

"The girls might have a say on the order of things", he added.

I laughed. “Are you fucking kidding me.  First they have to get over us doing this without them, though I know Meg will cream herself imagining this. Then, they’ll take bets on who pins who down first.”

This time, without even an outward lookabout, I pushed Gareth to his car, kissed him hard and took the reins, “I am dying to fuck your ass. And I get first dibs, since I sucked you off first. You tell Laurie that Meg and I are coming over tomorrow night for fucking sleepover playtime. And your ass is mine for all to see.”

I squeezed his ringed cock through his denims and heard him say in a startled gasp, “Mmmm, fuck. Okay.”

Once again, I thought, ‘Perfect response.”

(Photo credit: http://pfdredux.tumblr.com)

Apr 14 '14
nakeddoors:

Mack and Allison finally found just the right couple laced with the perfect proportions of scintillating depravity for their fantasy-hungry minds.
This would be their first no-holds-barred night. Mack would taste his first cock and ride his first man ass, while the girls were all over them and each other.
Mack and Allison would never go back to plain ol’ wife-swap swinging again.

nakeddoors:

Mack and Allison finally found just the right couple laced with the perfect proportions of scintillating depravity for their fantasy-hungry minds.

This would be their first no-holds-barred night. Mack would taste his first cock and ride his first man ass, while the girls were all over them and each other.

Mack and Allison would never go back to plain ol’ wife-swap swinging again.

Apr 12 '14

Good Night

Got fucked pretty tonight, although sadly he didn’t cum from fucking me. I’m sure I’ll be sore tomorrow, but it was certainly worth it. :D

Also, I very very much like how full my mouth feels with his cock in it. I know for sure my throat’s going to be sore tomorrow. :)